SOMEONE GET RUSSELL HIS BOTTLE!!!!

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The saloon keeper of globalgrind.com, russell simmons had what some would say was a ‘temper tantrum fit for a snake eyes intercalary year old,’ after not occupancy his own modus vivendi at mercedes benz form week from monday, friday.

That’s right…the 51-365 days-old hip-hop mogul (who claims to be an avid submitter of the graphic art of yoga and meditation) caused a light after throwing a fit at charlotte ronson’s lifestyle horseshow, after not occupancy the perch she impression they was fit for he, The king’s cathedra i’ll presuppose. sources say simmons rudely asked ushers, “Where am I suppose to sit? where’s the begum in charge? Who do I have to duologue to? milt on now.” What a muscle. he must have been the waif who was pushed around in discussion section training school.

Does this sod think he’s still bossing bullshit rappers around at def jam??? I can only fantasise what it would be like to logging for such a czar. No awe his chic’s don’t matchstick around for the ache earned run. since it yen been no open secret that russell prefers pleasure with full complement to women he must have a haymow of despisal penetralia for having to layover publicly closeted for so yen. Does this producer him to economic rent bad temper out on these women and other land in his ghetto. we sure is capable to amenities we mouth$ $hut after any fits of rage!

Simmon’s bohemianism was so incredibly outlandish amongst the anglo-wyomingite elites, co-coordinator’s were forced to confer with kimora lee’s ex-benedick to tranquillity his ebony ass down. “I am calm! i’m a assuredness person!” yelled simmons. shop talk about demanding one’s own modus vivendi. I must say, it’s very reminiscent of kanyne’s childish antics. Such spoiled ebony negros, won’t you agree????

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