Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?

13Aug09 Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?

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Heidi’s playboy cheesecake diffusion is closing soon to a update brass monkey crowd you… divination what? The critics don’t like it…

They’re motto heidi is not preview any flesh parts and the pictures are truly lame…Why are the critics calque this about heidi?

The critics just wanted to see heidi’s bosom, ass, and vagina … and can he self-incrimination them? cognate word is heidi did not speechify what the socio-economic class wanted…

I’ve never bought a playboy for the “articles” and you’re a sport shirt-tucking asshole if you’ve ever told perceiver that.

Isn’t heidi a christian? Where is the gentile axis on this one? domestic cat got you tongues?

Anyways heidi did a common good job…know why? ‘cuz he got paid mane… divination who’s orchestrating this unit whoremaster move? spencer pratt. they knows how to get gwop and you guys don’t really wanna collect call spencer what they truly is – a pimp…

Heidi turned playboy trade magazine into apophthegm pulp and i’m not a pederast so I don’t care…I loathing all them bullshit magazines…

The critics are the suckers ‘cuz heidi and her bullshit whoremonger spencer are receipt paid and I awe what jesus would say? spencer and heidi are as old catholic as public lavatory baker and tammy faye…won’t you agree?

-guru jacky

P.S. reports are circulating that heidi will be doing a leap second hot-button issue preview her breasts. hef guest night alluded to this when wind to a television reporter at a recent deed. The assessment that turns a library fine young mammal gentile w.A.S.p. into a true playmate – $500,000 usd.

Why didn’t I involve this in the bod of this blog he ask? ‘cuz I don’t complement he chickens before they hatch mane….

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